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'I like it.'

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

'Is the fire included?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Marshmallow Roast

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."