Firehouse Enthusiast Mugs

'I like it.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Is the fire included?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Marshmallow Roast

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."