Fire-building Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you think teaching him fire building is a good idea?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

Roasting the Moneybox

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Is the fire included?'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"First camping trip, Billy?"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Marshmallow Roast

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'