Fire-building Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you think teaching him fire building is a good idea?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Creepy Camp Stories.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

'Is the fire included?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Marshmallow Roast

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'