Fire-starting Enthusiast Mugs

'Once more, Nog... strike rocks, not dung...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Roasting the Moneybox

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Flash Cuisine

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"Let's just binge watch this."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Is the fire included?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Marshmallow Roast

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'