Fire-starting Enthusiast Mugs

'Once more, Nog... strike rocks, not dung...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Roasting the Moneybox

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Flash Cuisine

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Let's just binge watch this."

'Is the fire included?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Bonfire

Marshmallow Roast

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'