Fire Starter Aficionado Mugs

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

Hobby Magazines.

'Oh, goodie! -- I'll start rubbing two sticks together!'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

The man who discovered smoke

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I just discovered fire!'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Studying Fire Behavior

"Fire down."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."