Fire Starter Aficionado Pillows

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

Hobby Magazines.

'Oh, goodie! -- I'll start rubbing two sticks together!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

The man who discovered smoke

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'I just discovered fire!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'