Fire Starter Humor Pillows

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Fire door.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

"Fire down."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

Nero's Fire Alarm

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Now that he's invented fire, he expects me to cook three meals a day.'

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'