Fire Starter Humor Gifts

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Fire door.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"Fire down."

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

I invent fire for the good of all mankind and he cleans up selling fire insurance!

Nero's Fire Alarm

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'