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Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Fire door.

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Fire break.

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

The cost of wildfires

Nero's Fire Alarm

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

'Sorry, guys, but I'm behind on my parking ticket quota.'

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