Firefighter Humor Mugs

Wanted For Arson

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Fire door.

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

California fires and Coronavirus

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Fire break.

The cost of wildfires

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Nero's Fire Alarm

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

Northeast Diet Center.

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

I think we have mice.

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

Volunteer Fire Dept. I know I'm not a Dalmatian - I'm a volunteer, too!

'Sorry, guys, but I'm behind on my parking ticket quota.'