Firefighter Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Fire door.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Life Imitates Arf....

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Heroes

Nero's Fire Alarm

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Fire break.

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

"I got my wish!"

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Dog prank

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

Wanted For Arson

Northeast Diet Center.

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

I think we have mice.

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

Volunteer Fire Dept. I know I'm not a Dalmatian - I'm a volunteer, too!