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"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Fire door.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Life Imitates Arf....

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Fire break.

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Nero's Fire Alarm

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Dog prank

"I got my wish!"

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Wanted For Arson

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

"Oh, he's an alarmist. Trim his wick and he'll be fine."

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

Goldstone Retraction