Firefighter Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Fire door.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Life Imitates Arf....

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Heroes

Really big bang

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Nero's Fire Alarm

Fire break.

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

The Boche Catcher

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

Wanted For Arson

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

'Stay away from your father - he's just discovered fire!'