Firefighting Aficionado Pillows

"Leave that bit."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The New Normal

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Pizza Rescue.

USA Putting Out Fires

The man who discovered smoke

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

California fires and Coronavirus

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"