Firefighting Enthusiast Pillows

Fire at the fireworks factory.

Fire engine responding to an emergency.

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

'No, we don't have to volunteer for the Odd/Even Day No Drive To Conserve Gas Campaign.'

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

Firefighters

Fireman with watering can - 'Sorry, but I'm only a Fire Community Support Officer'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Goldstone Retraction

'The trouble is all we ever do is firefight.'

Mean dog protecting fire hydrant from fire man

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

california fire

Heroes

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The New Normal

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."