Firefighter Enthusiast Pillows

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Fire door.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

No Smoking.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"