Firefighter Pillows

"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"I'm more an idea fireman."

"Why did I come in here?"

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.

'What a great day! I spent the morning burning bridges and the afternoon putting out fires!'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'

'Okay, children, that's our fire safety lecture...any questions?'

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'

We see this on occasion...someone self-actualizes and becomes empowered simultaneously and they spontaneously combust.'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

'I have something to tell you, Moses...'

Fire Ants.

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

Emperor Nero: In Case Of Fire Break Glass.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

"After receiving the third commandment Moses was alarmed to see the Fire Prevention Officer."

"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"

Which way to the fire exit??

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

"I got hot."

Fire at the fireworks factory.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Head in the sand.

Today's lecture by Tom P. Malone, author of 'Finding Your True Calling In Life,' has been cancelled due to the author's realization that he'd rather be a fireman.

Firemen rush into burning building, one at back is preparing to toast marshmallows.

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."