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"Try rolling on the ground! Roll around on the ground!"

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"I'm more an idea fireman."

"Why did I come in here?"

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

Jake is torn between upholding his responsibility to the community and satisfying his canine urges.

'What a great day! I spent the morning burning bridges and the afternoon putting out fires!'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'You mean to tell me there are no fire exits?!'

Student to student: 'Our chemistry lab finals went well. The firemen just left.'

We see this on occasion...someone self-actualizes and becomes empowered simultaneously and they spontaneously combust.'

'We managed to save almost everything in your van from the fire. . . except for the bread. . . it's toast.'

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'I have something to tell you, Moses...'

"Let me just charge it for ten more seconds."

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

Fire Ants.

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Not the smoke alarm again!'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Which way to the fire exit??

"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"

"I got hot."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

"After receiving the third commandment Moses was alarmed to see the Fire Prevention Officer."

Fire at the fireworks factory.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Head in the sand.

'We had a fireman come to class today. Do you know what to do if you're ever caught in a burning building? Just stop, drop and roll...'

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

Today's lecture by Tom P. Malone, author of 'Finding Your True Calling In Life,' has been cancelled due to the author's realization that he'd rather be a fireman.

Firemen rush into burning building, one at back is preparing to toast marshmallows.