Firefighters T-Shirts

"Hold on. This will make a killer insta story."

Please Read The Instructions...

"These are luxury apartments, so use the good water."

'I didn't say it was arson - I said it was OUR SON!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

'How dare they put public safety at risk, that's our job!'

Firefighters fatally fail fallen comrade.

Fire at the Petshop

Fire in the White House

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

A woman jumps from a window to escape the fire, whilst her neighbour attempts a kidnapping.

Boris Johnson closing 10 London fire stations

california fire

'Everybody's a critic'

Fire danger high today

"Your baby-sitter wants to know if she should tip the firemen"

No Parking in Firelane.

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

No Smoking (even people on fire are expected to follow no smoking rules now!)

"How do I make the Fire Brigade understand that I actually climb the tree to get away from the nasty old lady!"

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"He excels at putting out fires."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.