Fire Enthusiast Pillows

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'It's my greatest invention, and I can't figure out where to put a patent notice on it.'

Pyromaniacs Anonymous - "Anyone got a light?"

Risk Factor.

A waiter flambes a meal.

"You should know something about me Robert...I'm an arsonist."

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

Fire

What cane we do to slow down global warming?

Nothing like a good book......... burning.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"This is just the beginning, son. Think arson for instance."

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'What kind of insurance would you like with your flambe?'

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Welcome to Pyromaniacs Anonymous. . . um, does anyone smell smoke!?'

Fire men

'I'm going to need more housekeeping...'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Why not? Free coal.'

'Grog is an idea guy.'

History Of Fire

Some people don't know whent to quit.

"Why do we always get the sickos?"