Firefighter Humor Aficionado Prints

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Fire door.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

Life Imitates Arf....

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Really big bang

Heroes

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Nero's Fire Alarm

Fire break.

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

"I got my wish!"

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

Dog prank

To recap: Last week, Rudy attended the Sadie Cohen's Attitude Adjustment and Rapid Response Training Seminar. In case you missed it, a flashback. Drop and give me 20 highly-personal insults. Drop? You call yourself a lady? No, wait, what? But then magic happened. Drop, and give me … Pipe down, bearded lady. Rudy Shock Jock is in the house!

The Boche Catcher

Wanted For Arson

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

"Hey! Who put gas in this bucket?!"

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

Northeast Diet Center.

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'