Fire Starter Pillows

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Now that he's invented fire, he expects me to cook three meals a day.'

New Year's Resolutions: 1. Seek help for my pyromania.

'Are you SURE it's not emitting greenhouse gases?'

'I just discovered fire!'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

"It did all that with only two thumbs."

I invent fire for the good of all mankind and he cleans up selling fire insurance!

"Let's just binge watch this."

Bonfire

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

Wi-Fi Hot Spot

"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."

"Do you think we can monetize this?"

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'I call it a 'comprehensive energy program.''

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.