Fire Starter Humorist Pillows

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Fire door.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Life Imitates Arf....

Bonfire

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'I just discovered fire!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

Nero's Fire Alarm

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Fire break.