
'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'
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'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'
This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.
A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.
"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."
Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.
"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"
Fire door.
Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!
Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!
'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'
'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'
'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'
"Let's just binge watch this."
"Central heat. Pretty posh."
Bonfire
I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!
The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.
"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"
Life Imitates Arf....
'I just discovered fire!'
"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."
"Fire down."
This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.
'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'
"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."
'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'
'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'
'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'
"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."
'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'
I invent fire for the good of all mankind and he cleans up selling fire insurance!
"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."
"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."
Fire break.
Nero's Fire Alarm
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