Fire Safety Comedian Prints

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Fire door.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Life Imitates Arf....

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Athlete

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Nero's Fire Alarm

Dual Airbags

"Where did you get that?"

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Why did I come in here?"

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'I warmed up your side.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'