Fire Safety Humor Prints

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Safety Barriers

Fire door.

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

Caution Falling Rocks

Dual Airbags

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

Nero's Fire Alarm

Fire break.

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

Wanted For Arson

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

'I took a short cut.'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

"The finale should be good"

'So, what's it like to lick a light socket, Mr. Safety?'

'I told you not to play with matches!'

'How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?'