Fire Starter Enthusiast Prints

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"Spread out and see if there's anything to start a fire

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'