Fire Starters Mugs

"Alright, I'm going to show you once more how to make fire."

"I'm glad you finally found a use for all this things."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

Bonfire

International Speculators

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Fire down."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

This "fire" we discovered has gone out. I'll call tech support.

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"I invented fire, but maybe I should have figured out what the antidote is."

I invent fire for the good of all mankind and he cleans up selling fire insurance!