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'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

As it was a cold evening, Lily chucks on some more coal.

"The next time you ask for firewood be more specific."

Collecting wood for the fire.

"Yet another burning injustice."

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Collecting logs

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

The cold winter creates new business.

Smoking Section

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

Smiley

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Dog with chew toy.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Good News about winter

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Roasting the Moneybox

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.