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'Bill really wishes the department could afford to replace the extension ladder.'

The firefighter cares!

'I'm sorry, ma'am. My computer says our fire station has been closed down by Boris Johnson.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Burning love

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

The man who discovered smoke

USA Putting Out Fires

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Pizza Rescue.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Artist displays painting after escaping fire.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"