Gunfight Fanatic Gifts

Cowboy.

"Yep, we sure shoulda heeded that sign."

Woman escapes with cats.

Gun laws US

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

California fires and Coronavirus

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Cornucopia of guns