Gun Fight Fan Gifts

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Turkish Democracy

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Look out for his low punches.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'Such petulance!'

Really big bang