Gun Fight Fan T-Shirts

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

A Little Extra

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'No, no, Ben, you don't retrieve these birds!'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Look out for his low punches.'

Really big bang

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'