Gunfight Junkie Gifts

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

A street fight.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Lawman

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'