Gunfight Lore Lover Gifts

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Warrior Woman

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

A street fight.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Gun Ego

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'