Gunfight Giggler Gifts

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'I'm sick and tired of begging!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"Frankly, I'm a little uncomfortable with how fast this relationship is moving."

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

They decided to settle out of court.

"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."

"You need glasses, Roy."

'What the hell d'ya mean 'shoot straight'?! Whaddya think I'm doing?!!'

Cowboy.