Gunfight Junkie Pillows

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Lawman

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

A street fight.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Gun Ego

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'