Firearms Fanatic Gifts

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

The Lawman

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Ancient Weapons