Vintage Firearm Fanatic Gifts

"Oh, Wow! That pistol's a vintage P38. Can I hold it please?"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Bang!"

Progress?

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Ancient Weapons

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets