Vintage Firearm Fanatic Gifts

"Oh, Wow! That pistol's a vintage P38. Can I hold it please?"

Gun laws US

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'