Vintage Weapons Enthusiast Gifts

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Clockwork Doll

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Toys try to reclaim child from video game

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

Hit Or Missler Gun

Lord Kitchener

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

Paratrooper

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'