Vintage Weaponry Admirer Gifts

Kolossal! Krupp's Great Reconnoitring Mortar

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Servicemen.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Inaction Figure

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Teddy Roosevelt

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Antiques

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Fashion over function!"

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Frank Sinatra.

Centaur falls in love.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

Victorian woman at a bar.