Weaponry Admirer Gifts

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

A Crossbow

Servicemen.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

The unknown war poet.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Ancient Weapons

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Euphemistic.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'I like a man in a suit.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Goldfish in Armour

Knight with a tap in his armour.