Armed Forces Admirer Gifts

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Euphemistic.

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I like a man in a suit.'

Nancy Wake -French resistance fighter WW11

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

Goldfish in Armour

Knight with a tap in his armour.

A One-Sided View.

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

'Number one platoon will be on patrol. . . number three will be playing peek-a-boo.'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Support Our Apologists.

"Impressive brawl skills."