Military Admirer Gifts

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Thank you."

"Send in the Big Guy!"

The unknown war poet.

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

Support Our Apologists.

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

On Veterans day

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Michael Caine

Oooops!

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.