Military Strategist Admirer Gifts

Ulysses S. Grant

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Ukraine Crisis

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

"You don't even need to lie down on the therapy couch! Any therapy would be totally senseless, Mr. Putin!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

Nuclear Proliferation

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Ukraine Pinata

The unknown war poet.

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Foxhole - digging robot

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Trouble everywhere...

Model Nato Afghanistan Army