Weaponry Wit Admirer Gifts

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Warrior Woman

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

The unknown war poet.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Euphemistic.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Ancient Weapons

'You've got Chain Mail!'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

A One-Sided View.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

Support Our Apologists.

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

A Crossbow