Weaponry Wit Admirer Pillows

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Warrior Woman

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

The unknown war poet.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Euphemistic.

Ancient Weapons

'You've got Chain Mail!'

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

A One-Sided View.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

Support Our Apologists.

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."