Wit Over Weaponry Enthusiast Gifts

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Fox Holes

"...and this so-called 'Death Ray' of Doctor Fate's is no more than a blatant rip-off of Professor Von Doom's Extinction Beam."

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'Kicks a little.'

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

A Crossbow

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Archer firmly holding an arrow and firing himself from a bow.

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

The First Precision Targeting System

Tank Tops.