Vintage Weaponry Gifts

'Uh oh.'

Servicemen.

French Army knife

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'I'd go small with this burglar. Way too much collateral damage with the cannon.'

Rifle Cleaning.

'Where's the starter?'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Evolution at work - in weapons

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

Lord Kitchener

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

Hit Or Missler Gun

Iconic dog hearing sound of vinyl record with his paw scratching it.

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"We pride ourselves on being a technologically aware company. Our Mr. Jenks here, is an absolute whizz with an abacus."

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

"Who dares to challenge me?"