Retro Weapon Enthusiasts Gifts

'I prefer the term 'arrows' to 'unmanned drones.''

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Disco Dancing

Social Media